A short CNN-inspired entry

So I normally prohibit myself from posting two non-limerick entries in a row, but I just couldn't resist writing about what I saw when I visited CNN.com on a whim today.

First, I noticed a rather self-evident headline that read: "No sex in room while roommate is present." Well, that seems like common sense to me. But it gets better. According to the article, Tufts University has added a clause into their student handbook that not only prohibits sex while a roommate is present, but also makes sexiling illegal. Ok, so first of all, that's going to be nigh on impossible to enforce. And on top of that (pun absolutely intended), how can a poor sex-deprived Tufts frat boy get his fix? Mandatory threesomes? I mean, that's not that bad when you look at it.

And just let me mention one other front page headline: "Would-be assassin hid bomb in underwear." I don't think I have to tell you what this guy was compensating for.